carltonate

to capitulate and lose a match or contest, despite an early and seemingly unassailable lead. Often demonstrated by the Carlton Football Club in the Australian Football League (AFL)

You've got this in the bag, unless you carltonate!

by Sij101 March 30, 2026

carson

a stupid short, ginger that loves to be a rude little bitch

i fucking hate carson

by carsonhater March 11, 2025

Carson, carUson, carsoN

Carson, carUson, carsoN

Carson, carUson, carsoN

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025

Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 9, 2025

Carsona

A hot person named Carson who drinks a lot of Dunkin refreshers

That dude is such a carsona

by megadoodoo June 14, 2025

Carson London

Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)

Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met
Person 2: Carson London, obviously…

by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025