California Cowboy

A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian

"I love California but I've never really fit in"
"Yeah, you're just a California cowboy"

by plus-size albert May 23, 2021

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California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

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California Hat-trick

When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.

“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”

“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”

by xLonnie July 14, 2021

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califugee

A refugee from California who settles in a new area outside of California.

Our new neighbors are califugees from Los Angeles.

by EntropyIsTruth September 15, 2021

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A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.

Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!

by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021

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California Speedball

Kratom and Red Bull. Recovering hardcore drug addicts do this since they can't do meth and heroin anymore and this is a sustainable habit. It will never compare to the mind blowing euphoria and rush of the real thing but what are they supposed to do, be sober?

"Work sucks, but thanks to california speedballs, I've been able to work 60 hour weeks no problem! *cries*"

"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"

by JizzBobSploogePants December 20, 2021

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