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California Dream Cream 

The act of inserting a cream sickle into a woman's vagina immediately after giving birth, the warmth of the embryonic fluid melts the cream sickle and what is left on the stick is California dream cream.
The young boy went up to the ice cream truck and asked the man for a Spongebob pop. The man gave him the pop and the boy exclaimed "that's not a spongebob pop, that's California Dream Cream!"
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california combo

To blaze bowls, while drinking beer under the influence of mushrooms
My friends enjoy the California combo on a nightly basis
california combo by joel ripkin January 5, 2008

California Snake Race 

You and your buddy mouth fuck a girl at the same time untill you both cum, when that happens she swallows the vomits it back up... the swallows the vomit again.
bro that we gave that girl the California Snake Race of her life

california forest fire 

stick a cigar in a girls pussy anal fuck her then put her on fire pubes out with cum but she cant drop it
dude your sister couldnt handle the california forest fire and she lost her pubbs my bad

California Speedball

Unlike the traditional speedball (heroin and cocaine), an inhumane quantity of LSD is added to the contents of the syringe.
"Then we're all in agreement. If Hillary gets elected, california speedballs all around. It takes a village."
California Speedball by d2p June 10, 2009

california accent

The stereotypical "surfer dude" accent in men and the "valley girl" accent in women. Characterized by improper use of the word "like" and making statements with high rising terminals so that every statement sounds like a question. Also marked by a use of vocal fry so that statements sound like the 17 year old you are talking to is a burned out adult who is bored of everything. Lots of uses of words such as "sick" or "rad." This accent bothers those over 40 and most people from places other than California or its neighbors.
"So, like, I'm totally going to like shred some sick pow today? So lets grab some brews bro and hit the trailllll." "Hey, you are from Tampa, why are you using a California accent?"