A
girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys
dog who'
s name isn't even Jack. She
will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.
That stupid Cracker Jack.
Did you
see that
girl who just ran into the
door? She must be a Cracker Jack.
Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!