coughlaugh

The act of laughing while one coughs...coughlaugh

Dude did you just coughlaugh?

by sheriff1943 November 27, 2007

coughiccups

Pronouced like "coffee cups." Describes the crippling combination of coughing and hiccuping that sometimes occurs after taking a huge rip of weed. Every time you cough, you hiccup. This can be quite unpleasant and even painful and will sometimes last for over 30 minutes. It can cause profuse sweating, dysphoria, and gagging/vomiting. A few people have even reported partial loss of bowel control resulting in inadvertent farting and/or sharting. Most hiccup cures (holding breath, drinking water, etc.) are futile as this sort of ailment is beyond any normal hiccuping/coughing fit.

"Goddamn I got the fucking coughiccups. I knew I shouldn't have ripped the 4-footer. This is ruining my night."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

coughersation

When you try to tell someone the answer but without saying it loud, you say it in a cough. If they reply it becomes a coughersation.

Whats 6 add 6? *cough* 12. coughersation
When somebody doesn't stop talking......*cough* shut up.

by Nigelb999 April 3, 2017

coughing gas

The act of farting so much, that smells like shit, makes one start to cough

Bobby has farting gas so bad, he immediately starts to cough, after passing some coughing gas.

by Bonby sugar spits November 17, 2017

Cought

Cought is the combination of cough and caught.

I cought the criminal, I had a frog in my throat.

by KingfireChadMan July 30, 2020

i coughed and it went everywhere

u sneeze on ur period and it goes everywhere

“i coughed and it went everywhere”!!!

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes September 16, 2019

couch melodia

A style of music where the song being played can metaphorically walk into the listeners brain and sit on their figurative "brain-couch." Because the music is sitting on the couch and just resting in the listener's brain, it soon becomes a part of their psyche as they are listening, providing for a subconscious life-soundtrack of sorts.

The music is usually electronic, soothing, and includes subtle variations of numerous sonic elements over a consistent (and sometimes very complex) chord progression.

It is not uncommon for a listener of couch melodia to walk away from their music playing device with headphones in ear and drag their player off of their desk as a result of the misconception that there is no music playing.

Songs that exemplify Couch Melodia

"I'm Safer on an Airplane" by Copeland

"Everything in It's Right Place" by Radiohead

"Kid A" by Radiohead

"An Ending (Ascent)" by Brian Eno

by B. Schmeltomi May 23, 2008