chip and chat

In a crowded bar, when a guy wants to meet and chat with an attractive women, he will bump into the targeted female with a glass of beer near his mouth. Then, he will act as if he has chipped his tooth as a result of the bump, and the targeted female will be concerned and hopefully a chat and hook up will ensue.

Joe is an expert on the "Chip and chat". Thats how he met Jenna at Billys Pub.

by David Kyler February 11, 2007

Chip-burger

a plain chicken burger with ketchup in n then chips placed in.

i want a chip-burger

by brup October 16, 2007

Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg April 30, 2008

The Chip Zip

Underground packaging company bent on prophylactic effect for the masses.

People: Why are we dying?
Leader: We dont have The Chip Zip!

by Zombie Nation May 11, 2008

Chip Tatum

Arms for Drugs, Contra Scandle.

Bill Clinton,Chip Tatum, Mena Arkansas.

by ErnestR April 12, 2009

Chip Whore

When you offer sombody chips and the reach there hand in and take all of the chips

Chris: hey can I have some chips

Sam: sure bro

Chris: (crinkle) ( runs away with entire chip bag)

Sam: Chris you Chip Whore!!

by LawfulTub February 22, 2011

chip theif

A man similar in appearance to Zorro, and in body build to Zeus, who happens to find himself a nice bag of chips, and feels they are his for the taking, for he has done great things for both man, and the Gods.

Don't steal my chips.
IMA CHIP THEIF

by Johnny B. Twoshoes November 11, 2011