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itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

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Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day
by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012
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Cat Butt

Noun:
The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.
Boy: Dayum girl... did you see when Maria took out her plugs? She had some serious cat butt, could have used some Holey Butt'r.

Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.
by Ken Kennedy December 16, 2012
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Bumper butt

It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.
by Gpnfa July 10, 2014
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man butt baby

When fecal matter and sperm mix, usually the byproduct of when a man ejaculates into another man's rectum via the anus canal. This is considered a gay sex act in certain circles.

In typical heterosexual relationships, a man's sperm usually fertilizes the women's eggs via vaginal intercourse. When it comes to making a "man butt baby," the egg is replaced with what is colloquially known as a turd.

"Taking a dump" or evacuating one's bowels after engaging in said act is also known as "delivering a man butt baby."
John and I made a man butt baby last night in WeHo!
by New Old Jersey May 2, 2015
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Butt Chuck It

(At the Doctors)
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.
by tdef December 27, 2016
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Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench
It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.
by madhotfyre November 1, 2017
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Dirty butt

A dirty butt is a female who sleeps around with any and all man; Mostly for a gain in the drug community, popularity, or for substance drugs.
That girl is a dirty butt she slept around with the whole team .
by Big daddy wore bucks 003 May 18, 2018
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