Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman

"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"

by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024

bare bummer

Someone who sits on a public toilet seat without creating a “nest” out of toilet paper to protect themselves from germs. Bare Bummers reject nesting on toilets and prefer to expose themselves to germs.

That guy is a bare bummer, when he uses a public washroom he doesn’t nest!

by Nester9898 June 7, 2024

bisquit bumper

A lesbian, a female who has an affinity for other females.

Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…

Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.

by Dick Rude February 9, 2025

Negro bumper

A non negro person who engages in cuckhold activities with a negro male or males.

After Bob’s wedding I found out he was a negro bumper when videos surfaced of a well organized team of negroes fucking Bob’s wife while Bob was jerking off to it in the background.

by Loliguessthesearewords November 22, 2025

Puh Bumper

A synonymous word to “lesbian”

Can be used as a verb/noun
A name describing a person with a puh that likes alike puh. More specifically; a person that enjoys bumping/grinding/ humping puh with their own puh.

Person 1: “Lilah likes girls, for sure!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, she’s a total Puh Bumper!!”
Person 1: “Some might even say a butch Puh Bumper…”

by bumperpuhbutter December 22, 2025

tea cups and bumper cars

to have sex

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?

by nagode September 15, 2009

One-hit bummer

A song that sounds really good the first few times you hear it, and after that it just gets annoying. Similar to the classic one-hit wonder.

Bob: *listens to music* "Gah! I hate this song! It used to be so good!"
Steve: "Aww dude, sounds like you have a one-hit bummer

by Eric Churchill December 14, 2009