Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023

british bafoon

koko

BRO UR A BRITSH BAFOON LMFAO YOU SOUND LIKE KOKO CUH british bafoon

by NIODABESTTTT September 1, 2023

Driving in British

Intentionally driving on the wrong side of the road.

Yeah, last night I got absolutely rinsed and went driving in British to McDonalds.

by Britishdriver April 5, 2024

British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.

Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.

by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024

british jolly rancher

receiving fellatio from someone with a fucked up grill.

Tara gave me one hell of a british jolly rancher last night. I'm still scraped and bloody.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021

British

People who have stereotypically bad teeth.
Whose words have an accent sometimes incomprehensible for even others English speaking natives.
They also drink tea, cheers mate.

The British had a tea party, they also enjoyed the biscuits.

by Simpler_Name December 1, 2021