Used in txt conversations, a Headtype is when someone becomes bitterly dissapointed or frustrated, and mashes their forehead into the keyboard.
This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written.
1: A simple *boardhead*
2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect.
This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written.
1: A simple *boardhead*
2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect.
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: so wen am are you gonna be able to pay me back, im in need of the money..
Jeff, booh yeh says: What money?
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you...
Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks!
Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there....
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj*
Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry
(Board Heads in use from frustration)
Jeff, booh yeh says: What money?
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you...
Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks!
Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there....
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj*
Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry
(Board Heads in use from frustration)
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adj. To fuck one's sister bare back and cum inside and have a new brother and son at the same time.
To work for powergen. Leave on taps. To derive sustinence only from meals from tins. To only be where he is today because of Sean. To be a mong.
adj. To fuck one's sister bare back and cum inside and have a new brother and son at the same time.
To work for powergen. Leave on taps. To derive sustinence only from meals from tins. To only be where he is today because of Sean. To be a mong.
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person2>shes crying her eyes out!!!!
jonny>ME!!!! hahahahaha
person2>shes crying her eyes out!!!!
jonny>ME!!!! hahahahaha
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