blowjob 

a blowjob is a code word for fucking cocksucking its the bollocks of a word and a weird and shit name to call it

fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok

blowjob by Jackroll April 21, 2006

Blowjob 

The only source of a man's happiness, post marriage.

Wife: Blowjob?

Husband: My answer goes without saying.

Blowjob by BabaBhandi420 March 30, 2015

9/11 blowjob 

When one smokes hookah (also known as Shisha) and realizes the tobacco is burning too much and they start coughing, while feeling their throat is about to explode.

Person A: Inhales hookah: Oh my god the tobacco is burned, I can’t feel my throat.
Person B: Now that’s what I call a 9/11 blowjob.

9/11 blowjob by Lev98 December 15, 2017

Ukrainian Blowjob 

When a Ukrainian Bitch gives you a blowjob, but when you cum she bites off you dick.

I got a Ukrainian Blowjob yesterday, now I need a prosthetic dick.

Ukrainian Blowjob by Snilf April 22, 2014

blowjob 

is something women do for men to enhance the sexual nature or their relationship/one night stand or marriage.
all good women will do this for any man they desire to enhance their sexual activites as it makes the man more open and willing to return anything she may require of him.

a good blowjob is where the woman takes the mans shaft and wraps her lips around it. going up and down on the shaft using her tongue aswell for extra sensation which will pleasure the man greatly.
the further in the penis goes into the womans mouth the more sexual pleasure he gets. using one of your hands to rub up and down whilst your sucking/blowing him will also enhance the pleasure for both of you.

so taking the whole penis into the mouth (or as far as you can) whilst repeated movement of going up and down and rubbing him will exite him so much that he will begin to orgasm as his load shoots into your mouth, swallow immediatly or swish it around your mouth like you do with mouthwash to more comfort he shoots alot

jackie: goes down on phill and begins giving him a blowjob
phil: go deeper
jackie: goes down his shaft moving him
phil: im nearly there
jackie: takes phills load in her mouth and smiles swallowing it knowing shes pleasured him

blowjob by birchy February 28, 2008

double blowjob

Where two men simultaneously suck each others dicks and cumming in each others mouths.

Dude me and Dan totally got drunk and got double blowjobs last night!

No way! Does he swallow?

double blowjob by The anus Destroyer April 14, 2014

blowjob 

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.

"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"

blowjob by whatever March 6, 2005