cardboard ben

cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.

“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”

“who?”

“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”

by joe’s perm March 3, 2019

ben winston

A man who directs One Direction music videos and sucks at his job. He tends to steal ideas from other people and pass them off as his own. He's like a bad zit, not matter how you try to get it to go away, it never leaves.

Ben Winston needs to stop doing whatever it is he is doing.

by Emg16 February 21, 2015

ben hardy

one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.

friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘

by borhap March 12, 2019

Ben Shabibo

This is the name Hasan Piker has given to Ben Shapiro.

Ben Shabibo is such a baby. Ben Shabibo, Ben Shababy.

by UrbanDescriptivist June 21, 2021

Talking Ben

A divine gigachad and is a fucking god.

He is a supreme being who is 40 years old, gay, and likes minors.

"What God do you pray to?"
"Talking Ben"

by Kitagawa-san February 17, 2022

Ben Chadwick

Rages at all video games and when rages shouts in a high pitched voice

Person 1: Oh my god, why are you being mean to me
Person 2: You're such a ben Chadwick

by Farteus December 8, 2017

ben

A really retarded person who has a really sick mind and a huge (gigantic) dick. Great at eating out pussies, with dicks cumming on his face. He also watches porn all night.

"Oh my God, he is so ben"

by Lincoln Longjohn January 24, 2017