The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.

This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.

by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012

hot lunch and warm beer

shiting in someones mouth and then washing it down with piss

i gave her a hot lunch and a warm beer

by randal February 13, 2004

beer bitches

Women who supply alcoholic beverages to thirsty golfers on the golf course.

Golfer " It's hot out here. Where are the beer bitches?"

by jaxin January 27, 2007

Beer

Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.

Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
---------------------------------or
Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.

by Gustave Delior February 14, 2009

Beer Circle

The composition of at least 60 beer cans completing a full circle around a bonfire. All cans must be fully drank and then placed side by side until the circle is full. In most cases this consists of a group effort as it takes a minimum of two thirties to finish a circle. Any circle consisting of less than 60 beers is considered incomplete, inadequate and the participants should not feel any sense of accomplishment.

Upon completion of the beer circle it is appropriate for all who added to shotgun a full beer and throw it in the fire; yelling, shouting, screaming and intense make-out seshes should accompany this. Everyone should acknowledge that they cannot leave the fire until it has completely burned out. It will probably be around 3 or 4am at this time; many will be passed out and will wake up in the morning with casual beach goers staring awkwardly at them as they walk by.

The completion of a beer circle is something to be cherished and should be considered a life-long goal to any who have not finished one.

Marisa: Sooo... what's your goal this summer?
Billy: I gotta finish a beer circle before schools starts again. I'll cry if i don't.
Marisa: Totessss. I'll help and drink only 3 beers cause I'm a lightweight.

by thebelarussiandude March 14, 2010

Beer Stroke

The loss of control of ones facial muscles after consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

Note:
-Subject may be fully conscious and standing when beer stroke occurs.
-Beer stroke is probably caused by a build up of toxins in the blood, restricting the function of the brain, causing the subjects face to resemble that of an individual that has recently suffered a stroke.
-A variation of the beer stroke is when the subject spontaneously loses all control of its leg muscles and sense of balance, which results in falling to the floor.

Beer stroke example: twitpic.com/10x6ak

by mrlee543 April 11, 2010

Beer Cat

Is a game invented by Stephen Colbert where you strap a beer to a cat in a humane way then try to drink the beer while avoiding scratches from the cat. Goggles are suggested for prolonged use.

Jims Beer Cat skills have really improved since he joined that frat which promotes humane animal rights.

by Colbert_Nation July 8, 2010