Hermosa Beach

Group of bars on the Hermosa Pier where you will find short, old, overly buff douche bags looking to relive their youth through preying on young women. You will spot many of these Napoleon Complex fellows hanging out at your local Sangria or Sharkeez bar wearing Affliction T-shirts and flip flops and using the term of endearment "bro" quite often. Most often when approaching a female target these bros will use an awkward opening line such as "I just got out of a 10 year relationship, what's your name?" A wonderful beach in the day time, and a haven for creepers at night.

Carl, I've just turned 40, I think it's time to live it up at Hermosa Beach

by ShinySnake February 22, 2011

banchi

A code word used to describe when the nipples of a young woman become hard and raised due to a sudden drop in ambient air temperature so that no one else knows what you are talking about.

(Girl walks into room with hard nipples.)

Alan says to John, "Banchi."

by oceanarapids November 22, 2009

beachball

v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the "beach ball" icon displayed when Microsoft Windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).

Girl: "Have you ordered yet?"
Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."

Thing One: Did you get my text?
Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 30, 2009

taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

by DanGilbert July 10, 2010

Grover Beach

Grover Beach, named for Grover the dirty muppet who lived in a trash can and ate his own feces, was founded in 1863 by a large colony of assholes.

It is the twin city of nearby Pismo Beach in the same sense that Danny Devito was Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin, small, ugly, and full of crap.

First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!

Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!

First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!

Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!?

by PollyPolly February 5, 2010

miami beach

the act of removing one's shirt during a workout, and proceeding to run stretch or lift shirtless

"what do you think this is, miami beach?"-Julie Bailey

by King Bruinix September 12, 2005

beachside

this chill little island full of surfer rats and old rich people its conected to florida by 3 bridges

a town without a getto and with lots of drugs rich people and stoners thats. Beachside is a plesant place.
a bunch of rich kids usen there parents money to get high

by johnny Rob January 3, 2006