Breaking Dishes

When a person intentionally sabotages chores to remove further obligation to do them in the future.

Wow, Travis really botched the laundry last week. I'm pretty sure he was breaking dishes so I wouldn't ask him to do the laundry again.

by dish_breaker October 15, 2019

bakingsoda

When Urban Dictionary won't approve your actual definition.

This website just bakingsoda my definition of bakingsoda.

by Lil K00K October 22, 2019

BAKIN' SODA FIEND

When you are completely addicted to Baking soda and you choose to get high off of it by sniffing it.

Holy shit, dude, you're such a bakin' soda fiend, you just did like 4 pounds of baking soda in under a minute.

by Awesomeness. March 6, 2005

Berking

To keep texting someone, even though the recipient wont, or isn't replying.

Joe: Bro, that chick I hooked up with last night is berking me hardcore.

Bob: Well, that fucking sucks. You should probably get a new phone number.

by El Diablo_9 March 2, 2011

beavin' it

1. To wait until the last humanly possible second to complete any given task.

2. The act of moving incredibly slow toward the completion of said given task.

Manager: "Don’t you know that you are supposed to have your TPS reports done by the end of the day?"
Employee: "Yea, I know. I am totally beavin' it."

Jimmy: "Hey Sam why aren’t you to level 60 in WOW yet?"
Sam: "I don’t know man, I guess I am beavin' it."

by bender from SC December 15, 2008

Belkin Shuffle

Repeatedly running back and forth between a computer and a faulty wireless router, in order to fix said router multiple times. Also known as the TP-Link Tango

I really need a new wirless router, I was doing the Belkin Shuffle all last night.

by Natonator March 9, 2011

Beating his cyclopse

They act of going to the bathroom to take a dump but secretly beating ur meat instead.

Even though derek said he fell asleep on the toilet i knew he was beating his cyclopse

by DG RAGE April 13, 2011