A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"
"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"
by NuffleButter May 28, 2023
Get the Poop Bat mug."When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
Get the crawling bat mug.Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!
by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023
Get the Baseball Bat Treatment mug.by vajhra March 20, 2011
Get the spark a bat mug.When you have a guy skeet in ur ass and then a girl with a big black dildo fucks you in your asshole and then beats you off and pulls out of your sss as you come making everything leak out of your ass and dick
Me, daryl and debbie had an upside down baseball bat last night and it was the best anal explosion I have ever had
by Big cock carl June 14, 2018
Get the Upside Down Baseball Bat mug.Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.
"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"
by Bottom-feeder Beater October 24, 2019
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