A second word for second base.
Called this way because on second base it is usually only the girl getting touched not they guy like at all other bases and home.
Called this way because on second base it is usually only the girl getting touched not they guy like at all other bases and home.
Jeremy: hey i went girl base yesterday
Colin: what is girl base?
Jeremy: second base
Colin: oh yeah right... with who?
Jeremy: Kate
Colin: what is girl base?
Jeremy: second base
Colin: oh yeah right... with who?
Jeremy: Kate
by WHYDEF**-IS-EVERY-NAME-TAKEN April 1, 2009
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When you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly button. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females anus. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. penis juice is sprayed everywhere.
Last night, I got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian girl. She looked like an elephant on acid.
by djdonutmastacoolniggerfool August 17, 2009
Get the 1,000,000,000,000th base mug.When you are about to have sex with your hoe and your penis turns into a broom and the only thing to do is to beat that hoe down.
Jerry: "Awww dude, last night me and sandra got to 3.14159265th Base"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"
by jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim March 24, 2008
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Get the fourth base mug.Holding hands. There is a common misconception that there are only four bases in a relationship, but there are 5. The 5th is the best, cause holding hands is a sign of simplicity and amazingness.
by chellynsam June 14, 2010
Get the Omega Base mug.Step 1. Get more shitfaced than you've ever been in your entire life.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Craig: "Yo, Jake, you'll never guess where I've been for the past week and a half."
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
by pyrokine2 August 2, 2016
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