band buddy

your closest friends in band. you have tons of inside jokes, make fun of non-band members, and laugh at stupid words like duty and uranus. together you make evil plans, insane pranks, and have crazy competions

person 1: can i be your favorite band buddy of the day?

person 2: no, you're too annoying
person 1: you suck balls!

by honorband71 March 27, 2010

garage band

an amateur band of usually highschoolers that plays in a garage or an unofficial place for fun

ya know one direction used to be a garage band before they got famous

by cyberghosthate January 16, 2016

the best band in the world

Listen up Bitches
There can be only ONE Band mentioned here whilst keeping a straight face!
THE BEATLES
You know its True!

Guy 1 The Best Band in the World are The Beatles
Guy 2 No Dude ,They Suck, Its Metallica
Guy 3 No Way Its either Nirvana or offspring
Guy 1 (Bitch Slaps the other twofor being complete Butt-Munchers

by jar jar stinks May 27, 2006

baked apple

A baked apple is a pipe (used for marijuana) made from an apple.

I made a baked apple because I forgot my bong at home.

by Necro-File March 20, 2005

band name dropping

Directly related to name dropping, the act of creating an overly large list of bands in an effort to appear more culturally secure rather than a true love of music. The "band name dropper" is trying to appear more cultured and music knowledgeable that they really are. Intelligent people are able to see through the facade and this is a negative habit.

"Oh Hey! I like Tool, The Stones, Metallica, Foo Fighters, blah blah blah, Styx, The Beatles, blah blah.. (usually by now you tune out again.)"

Anyone who has an online profile with more than 7-10 bands in the "music I like" section is a high candidate for band name dropping.

by electrawn June 11, 2006

Band

a company of particular persons joined, acting, or functioning together to make beautiful music. A band does not play gigs without it's members or take anyone's talents for granted. Or else they're dicks.

The band decided to pass up on a gig opportunity due to a scheduling conflict.

The band members are like brothers, dude!

by thumpittt August 11, 2012

Devil's Band-Aid

The Devil's Band-Aid involves fucking a person from behind, then stabbing them in the side as to create a new hole. Then pulling out and fucking the hole you made. Just before you climax you pull out and seal the wound with your semen. This creates a "band-aid" when it dries.

Sonny performed a devil's band-aid on Chelsea, who died an hour later from blood loss.

by Shoopless November 19, 2009