The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

british

tommyinnit

person 1: "what's the definition of british?"

person 2: "tommyinnit."

by M3AH November 3, 2020

crying british

When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.

"Heard that new song from Bastille?"
"Yeah he's totally crying british!"

by AlsoNotAWord December 22, 2018

yummy british

A term used for a person who is sexy and british.

You are a yummy british.

by EggsTasteFunny October 11, 2019

British Potato

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex

"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit

by Putin on my glasses April 18, 2018

British Hotdog

The act of placing ones penis inside of a man/womans asshole and then tossing yourself off inside their rectum.

Hey honey, can we try a british hotdog tonight?

by L1ttle J1mmy May 1, 2018

Going british

Sudden misplaced kindness towards people

I was bullying a mate together with Zulu last night, and all of a sudden he started going british and ruining it

by Kuntphug February 26, 2020