Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook

Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Billy Blumpkin

A billy blumpkin is the delicate art of getting your cock sucked whilst taking a dump and also smoking a billy or punching a cone.

"Fancy a Billy Blumpkin? enquired Jane. Well I am already taking a shit and smoking a cone so you might as well give me head"

by Bearjewbackhand December 28, 2014

Pumpkin blumpkin

The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!

Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.

by Ginja Ninja Assistant October 25, 2018

Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025

Lord Blumpkin

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.

I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.

by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024

Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.

I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.

by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018

Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021