by Evvy_k March 26, 2017
Get the Ghetto blast mug.Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.
by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010
Get the Blarted mug.by Lizzard Brizooks July 21, 2009
Get the Baja blast mug.The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.
As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.
by Aeryck July 19, 2005
Get the Blart mug.Used to indicate staring; can also use "ill optic"; derived from Cyclops' (of the X-Men) special power
Joe "That cop's been watching us for a while now."
Barry "Oh, yeah he's giving us an optic blast?"
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Joe "That cop's giving us the ill optic."
Barry "Oh, yeah he's giving us an optic blast?"
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Joe "That cop's giving us the ill optic."
by Neo June 15, 2003
Get the optic blast mug.by ananmous January 9, 2004
Get the ho blasta mug.sexual term; A masta blasta or master blaster is when you have the biggest ejaculation in your your entire life. Usually happens on face but in other words, biggest load you ever had
dude 1: Dude i did a masta blasta on my girlfriend yesterday she almost drowned.
Dude 2: You have to be more careful one more like that and she will drown.
Dude 3: OH SHIT
Dude 2: You have to be more careful one more like that and she will drown.
Dude 3: OH SHIT
by moshi182 June 18, 2009
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