August 3rd

The day axel sucks your dick day

Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy

by Joanxef August 3, 2021

August 8

August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close

"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."

by Guiltoi August 8, 2021

August 13

The great mushroom war from adventure time that caused the destruction of half the earth and the majority of human life.

Quinn: “Hey, did you know on August 13 it’s the great mushroom war?”
Alex: “the one from adventure time? Yeah.”

by QuinnDearest_ August 9, 2021

august 22

dracotok’s bday

-it’s august 22 tomorrow!!

-oh yeah...we know what that means...
- dracotok anniversary yay!!

by julzessie August 22, 2021

August 24th

Ask your crush out day

Girl 1: do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: yes Tuesday August 24th..?
Girl 1: no it’s national ask your crush out day!
Girl 2: so should I ask my crush out then?
Girl 1:Yesss!

by S€xG0D6375 August 23, 2021

Autesticle

U have an a vagina and ball sack which you use as a window

Autesticle haha

by Joebidensimp September 14, 2021

august 15

august 15

the day that the most prettiest, kindest, most wonderful boy was born

omg ur bday is august 15? you are soooo cool

by claritysage October 5, 2021