Alyssa

an (idiot). A (literal idiot).

Guy 1 : " Yo shes an idiot".
Guy 2 : " What did you expect, her names Alyssa".

by poophead4213 January 25, 2020

Alyssa

Pussy ass bitch

She is such an alyssa

by Meeewee April 12, 2020

Alyssa

Alyssa is a very big crackhead that diagnoses herself with every mental illness and disease but doesnt have actually any she only is just crazy. She is a great friend though just a few weird things about her. Sometimes you can catch her when she’s crying about something so stupid.

“Her name is Alyssa, that’s just great” “hey guys I’m Alyssa, I’m depressed and have bad anxiety :/“

by anonymous mystery666 May 30, 2020

Alyssa

Very stupid

Your being an Alyssa

by Trumpophobia November 29, 2016

Alyssa

A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.

Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"

by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011

alysha

self centered hoe that believes they are a god and incapable of doing any wrong

yeah that's alysha for you.

by megga fagg0t March 20, 2018

allysah

a very pretty girl who can slap hard and really likes to suck things

{allysah} really got me

by ouououououououououououououou June 15, 2019