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Assisted Reload

Slang term for when you give someone a reach around. Originated from the 2024 videogame Helldivers 2
Hey buddy, you look lonely. Look like you could use an Assisted Reload...
by Limp_Brizkit March 14, 2024
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Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.
Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Assassin

assassin

A whisper in the void, a phantom of twilight realms. This ethereal entity dances on the edge of reality, wielding shadows like deadly blades. With eyes that pierce souls and fingers that weave fatal destinies, the assassin is a living myth. Their critical strikes shatter the very fabric of existence, while their dagger mastery carves elegies into the flesh of time. Cloaked in deadly arts and shadow magicks, they move unseen between heartbeats, their combos a symphony of exquisite destruction. Legends speak of their beauty as a curse, a face so divine it's the last mesmerizing vision their targets behold before oblivion claims them. To witness an assassin is to glimpse perfection incarnate – a fleeting moment of awe before one's world dissolves into eternal night.
“Damn, did you see how smoothly Jake aced that presentation and then charmed the entire board? That dude’s a straight-up assassin in the corporate world.”
by anonymous December 14, 2024
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Assasin

The best drill rapper from the Indonesia and will take ya' bitch and make a song about it and get over 1 mill Dollars.
Assasin is E.B.K-D.O.A-G.B.GBaby
Yo assasin wassup
by Assasin DOAGBG January 20, 2025
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assestasia

An expulsion of one’s lower intestinal gases that causes a person and or pet, to temporarily go into a comatose state.
My GF caused a 7.5 richter scale fart with a stink that caused the dog to go into assestasia.
by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025
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assman

When someone gathers a group around and tells everyone how he lost his virginity the week before, the finishes the story by saying she was on her period so i had to F her in the A
who brags about doing something like that, you are such an assman
by TheBottle1785 April 13, 2025
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Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?
Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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