The most awesome curly haired MF ever
You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022
The best friend you can have. He’s funny,charming and a little crazy in a situation. He has well-defined moral values. He is serious and reliable. He will help you at any time. If you meet him, he will make your life much better
Who was close to me when i needed someone? Andre, only him knows me that well to realize what i need
A gay monkey with a small penis who runs from girls because he has no confidence and maybe because his confidence is smaller than his penis which is almost nothing
Hey girl how was it when you met andre.
He just ran away as soon as he saw me!
I told you about him being like that.
I know.
He just ran away as soon as he saw me!
I told you about him being like that.
I know.
by Andre is a monkey April 18, 2022
Spanish version of the name Andrew which comes from the name of one of Jesus’ twelve disciples. It means warrior, and manly/masculine. People with this name are insanely smart, extremely loving and thoughtful and are great as partners.
Person 1: Omg who’s that guy over there he’s fine as hell
Person 2: I know right his name is Andres
Person 1: I think I’m going to ask for his number
Person 2: I wouldn’t do that if I were you he has a girlfriend and they are in a very intense and loving relationship
Person 1: Ugh of course he does, his name is Andres!
Person 2: I know right his name is Andres
Person 1: I think I’m going to ask for his number
Person 2: I wouldn’t do that if I were you he has a girlfriend and they are in a very intense and loving relationship
Person 1: Ugh of course he does, his name is Andres!
by CuteGIRL3000 March 31, 2021
by AndresTorres January 17, 2019
He has a small dick
by Penegrande200 November 24, 2021