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alabama traffic cone

When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.
Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...

Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.
by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021
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maersk alabama

a ship that was hijacked by somali pirates in 2009.
Person 1:Hey do you remember that movie Captain Phillips that was about the somali pirates hijacking the Maersk Alabama?
Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.
by theblackpirate May 16, 2016
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alabamer

How insestial retards who unfortunately ventured out of a vagina in a southern state pronounce "Alabama".
"Gee golly gosh, I miss havin' insest with my sister in Alabamer!"
by PopeReagan July 4, 2016
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alabama hot pocket

latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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University of Alabama

At this University, instead of a student ID, they issue each student a mirror that fits in your wallet and a $1 bill.

No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.
"Hey bro, you got some white on your nose..."

" its cool, its part of the dress code at the bar"
by pug January 31, 2005
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Alabama Hotpocket

While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.
I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009
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Alabama three-way

A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"
by Senator Ricky May 12, 2012
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