When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.
Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...
Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...
Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.
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Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.
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How insestial retards who unfortunately ventured out of a vagina in a southern state pronounce "Alabama".
by PopeReagan July 4, 2016
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The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.
No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.
by pug January 31, 2005
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I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009
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"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"
by Senator Ricky May 12, 2012
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