i am bullshit mad

When your anger is so insane .... it's like a pile of bullshit

I am bullshit mad right now... my friend, Justine, is a complete bitch

by Astrid857 November 30, 2016

I AM SO BORED

You must be so bored to look this up

types in: I AM SO BORED
reads
Thinks to self: I AM SOOOO BORED ima watch youtube

by Snow/Ruby June 3, 2021

I am a pokemon designer

As first seen in the official Pokemon youtube channel were Kensaku Nabana draws pokemon from memory very fast. Can be used to explain any situation.

P1: That was fast!
P2: Well, I am a pokemon designer.

Prof. Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
P: I am a pokemon designer.

by MissNeutrum December 27, 2018

I am all of me

The theme song of Shadow the Hedgehog and the best Crush 40 song tied with Open Your Heart.

FBI_Weegee: I am all of me, best Crush 40 song hands down.

Synergetic: No. Open Your Heart is.

FBI_Weegee: Call it even?

Synergetic: K.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021

I am Iron Man

Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.

"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.

by Someone you probably dont know October 13, 2019

Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022

I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.

I am a douche bag.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020