Adventure Steppin'

The act of going outside in less then favorable weather (Blizzard, Hurricane, Etc.) And walking around in an 'adventurous' manner.

SD: Damn, its snowing like a mofo out there.

AC: You thinkin what i'm thinkin?

SD: Damn straight, lets go adventure steppin'.

by ASM-SD January 9, 2011

advanced crush

An advanced crush is what two people would label their relationship when not yet a "thing" or they are not yet a couple, but they are not "just friends"

Bob and mary hang out all the time and text each other all the time. They cuddle and kiss but they're not dating. They also deny that they have "a thing" together. They gotta have an advanced crush

by hunnybadger842 December 9, 2012

Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.

Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.

by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012

Advuse

1. Abuse poorly concealed in advice

2. Telling someone what to do (or how to do something) in a bossy, patronising way

3. Unsolicited, unwanted, unhelpful advice

"Everyone gets advuse, at times, on how to raise their kids."

"Old Jack from across the street saw me working in the yard and came over with some neighbourly advuse".

by BushmanTom May 26, 2013

adverticement

Any advertisement which features attractive models/actors which otherwise have nothing to do with the product being promoted.

Jim: Dude, why did you buy a new canister vac?
Bob: I needed it. Now I can clean my drapes.

Jim: Dumbass, you were a victim of an adverticement, weren't you?
Bob: Yeah. The girl in the commercial looked like my ex.

by Derekcap October 11, 2013

Advertired.

a state of being wherein someone "briefly" can't stand anything that has anything to do with either marketing or advertisements, note this state is only "tempo-rarely" and will fanish when the proverbial battery is re-charged again.

..."are you gonna click that? I can't, i'm advertired."

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by good attention December 3, 2013

advertrap

Any button on any website or Facebook site that is easily pushed while scrolling and causes you to leave your current site with no way to return.

Anti-Advertrap: Boycott the product that is being advertised in the Advertrap that trapped you.

Frigging advertrap!
I 've got to close this crap and reopen the site to get back to what I was reading. I'll remember to never buy that product who's advertrap pissed me off.

by Enfomoco March 18, 2016