An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
by Sandycheeks1 December 15, 2013
by The Brophinator October 29, 2008
by simp for ur eggplant March 12, 2022
1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matt Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
by P A Akin May 24, 2019
Fattest person alive loves to eat a hundred pancakes a day and toast loves tall Venezuelan men and fat Chinese people who touches him. In bed he watches gay porn in bed with his sister while talking to his boyfriend on snap chat (jamie) who sends him dick picks
by 6big matt May 14, 2022
by lafrancium June 26, 2009