shuttle penguin

A small person fearless of small spaces.

"He's so good at cleaning those air ducts...he is one of our best shuttle penguins."

by MrNamegame September 27, 2013

penguin

an incredibly derogatory term directed at they/she bi girls with mullets

That girl over there is a penguin; stay away from them or she will steal your girlfriend.

by Jadeahhhhhhh March 21, 2022

Cole Penguin

To waddle penguin-like, using the motion to juice an orange with the nude buttocks and taint, while another drinks the resulting warm slurry.

Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."

"Babe, Why are you dressed in nothing but a white shirt and bowtie?"

"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."

by cowboycole May 15, 2025

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

penguin interaction

sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless

i have been waiting for some penguin interaction

by yallnowhoiam October 5, 2007

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

penguin goddess

Basically the goddess of penguins and all things related to penguins.

I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS

by akenn YES May 21, 2021