Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Still Though-Dildo Maneuver

The act of derailing someone's argument by responding immediately to the use of the words "Still Though" with the word "Dildo", with hopefully flustering effects

Graham: That movie sucked cow dick
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!
Kyle: *Exasperated Sigh* I wish you would stop making shit up like the "Still Though-Dildo Maneuver"
Graham: Hey, you always walk right into it.
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!

by Ronnie the Bear December 15, 2008

Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead

Two male individuals who act as if they are joined together at their schwanzes.

Two guys that throw up on eachother's schwanzes.

Bobby and Eric act like they are Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead at every sporting event they attend.

I'll tell you what dude, Siegfried and Roy are classic Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead.

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

Dirty Little Dildo (DLD)

DLD- Dirty Little Dildo is a name call for your submissive boyfriend/husband or significant other while in the bed.

Sub- Nngh~ Master~
Dom- You're my Dirty Little Dildo (DLD)~!
Sub- Yes I am~!

by soggycum November 17, 2020

Pudding Dildo Flash Mob

A method that has been used against anti-gay attacks by the WBC to gross them out and make them sick to their stomachs, stifling their spirit.

The idea is to use a large dildo to scoop pudding out of a bowl and eat it.

Some protesters may swirl vanilla into the mix.

I heard the WBC is coming to a school in our area... Let's get a Pudding Dildo Flash Mob together!

by Jnet9102 September 20, 2011

double dildo cunt punch

when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face

i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.

by random guy! October 21, 2012

dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

by Father Jake September 14, 2017