Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

facebook downtime

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.

A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.

A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.

A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.

There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.

by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010

Facebook rip-off

Someone who appears more beautiful on his/her facebook profile picture than they are in reality.

Dude A: Dude, Jennifer isn't as hot as you told me she is!

Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.

by Maxi J October 7, 2010

Facebook Chess

The strategic game of unfriending people on Facebook. The pawns are the first to go...people who will never notice or give little resistance. After that you have to carefully plan your next step on who you will delete. Family members and crazy friends are much harder to delete and require a few steps ahead of planning.

I had a game of Facebook Chess the other night. I deleted all those people I added when I was in rehab that I will never see again, however, I plan on deleting my mother-in-law from facebook, this might take a few sacrifices.

by A Sav February 25, 2011

Facebook Face'd

word used when someone is trying to look emotionally deep on facebook and someone comments with something funny, thus negating the first person's idea, and the first person being 'Face'd' via facebook.

Person 1 (As a status): What if life is really just a bus stop? We're just, looking for someone to spend the time with."

Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.

Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!

by The Emerald Halibut March 8, 2011

Facebook Bloat Syndrome

Facebook Bloat Syndrome (FbBS) was coined on 3/29/2011 and refers to the problem that 90% of Facebookers have: A friends list that is at least over 200 people which you only interact with maybe 10 of them. It's easy to friend people, look at their pictures and be done with it. Removing "friends" is easier than friending them but is rarely used.

Jack: I have a giant e-penis because I have 700 friends.

Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?

Jack: 2

Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.

by BoatGoy April 15, 2011

Facebook band

A band that has made a facebook page and discusses picture opportunities and makes t-shirts...but hasn't actually written any music, performed anywhere or had any band practices.

Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!

by AndAllThatTaz October 29, 2011