Apollo 11

The biggest lie in history of human kind.

USA: Hey Russia! Did you know? I just sent men to the moon in the Apollo 11.

USSR: Bullshit, you are afraid of our superiority, so you had to come up with a stupid lie. We sent a dog many years ago, your space technology sucks.

by Wizho January 5, 2010

9/11

a colloquialism for September 11th 2001, the day when the world trade center was attacked by foreign terrorists

9/11 was a tragic day for the country.

by The Return of Light Joker February 28, 2008

Code 11

Shorthand for "not understood". Inspired by the legendary sketch with two Scots failing to control a voice-activated lift.

1. "Awritematewossgoinonthen?"

2. "Code 11"

1. OY SAID "AWWW ROITE MATE, WOSSS GOINNN ONNN THENN"

2. "CODE EE-L-EVV-ENNN". Aye.

by Zerohoh May 12, 2014

4"11

Internet roast used by Youtubers

At least I'm not 4"11!

by Potatoinator November 28, 2016

9/11

The day America was changed.
Also the day where new god-tier memes started rising. Dark Humor is the best.

Kid: You know how New Yorkers are the fastest readers?
Me: How?
Kid: One New Yorker went through 87 stories in 10 seconds!
Me: Get the hell out of my house. 9/11 scrub.
Mom: Hey son! Your dad went through 92. Guess he’s better!
Me: :(

by Buddha’s Messenger February 19, 2019

9-11

A smokin’ hot chick that is “off the charts” crazy, which actually puts her in the “no-go” zone despite her extreme hotness.

Dude, did you hear Charlize Theron is single and looking for a man with “a pair” to step up and date her? Yeah bro, but she’s a 9-11, don’t do it.

by TopFuel Dude April 6, 2019

9/11

When a chick is so ugly in a threesome she makes both men lose their erections.

Did you hear about Brittney? Apparently they were so turned off by her that she caused 9/11

by MouldyTofu May 5, 2019