by Raybart October 3, 2022

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by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

A unit head is a position at summer camps reserved for weirdos. Unit Heads are mostly losers, who only ever talk about the job. They will never not talk about the job, and leave all their friends behind. Once a unit head, you become no fun, a suck up, and brainwashed. Unit heads like the kids more than their friends
diego: hey man, you coming to the party later?
martin: nah i’m hanging with the other unit heads!
diego: you’re such a loser
martin: nah i’m hanging with the other unit heads!
diego: you’re such a loser
by BrainChange July 18, 2024

by ChrisPeeBacon August 19, 2022

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
