flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018

Baby in the wings

When you have lots of potential love interests in your DM’s but you are in a relationship. These are the ones waiting for you to be single.

Jeremy you said you were going to work on yourself but you always have a baby in the wings !

by Heavy metal vixen July 10, 2023

babies

the term ‘babies’ is used on shtwt. it is short for ‘baby cuts’ which is also known as the epidermis layer of skin or ‘cat scratches’.

rayne: “how deep do you usually cut?”
evan: “i only do babies.”

by emeryyhearts January 8, 2023

Baby Barted

The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"

My friend Baby Barted my sister last night.

by littlefirez December 22, 2024

Baby

A parasitic organism growing in a woman during reproduction

I have to grow a baby

by Greyeliz December 7, 2020

Baby ticklers

Titties

"You have really swell baby ticklers Becca!"

by Karlito grande February 16, 2022