bar blow out

When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.

I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.

by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021

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To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate on cows to the point where you rant yourself out of a breakdown

Alternative: To show someone pictures of cows until they feel better

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night

by HighlandCows August 4, 2021

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Bait out day

Bait out day is a british day when instead of valentine’s day you bait out everyone (mostly on snapchat)

Example: @(username) is dating shanice and hitting up 3 other girls
“Don’t blame me it’s Bait out day”

by urlocalskettss February 14, 2022

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A Rolling Brown Out

When you have your partner stand over you before or during sex, and they shit all over you

While having sex with my cousin in our trailer, she gave me a rolling brown out

by S.U.C’Kadick234 August 13, 2021

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Mountain out of a Molehole

An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.

"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".

by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2021

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Chefs Make Out

Chefs Make Out is BEYOND chef’s kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.

« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was chefs make out ! »

*performance concludes*

« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »

by philosophically phorgetful May 17, 2023

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