by Sersixfoot September 4, 2023
Get the Pulling a Veer mug.When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
Get the Pinch and Pull mug.throwing up everywhere after 5 shots and bitching about it for like 3-4 days and then telling your mom that you drink and being a puuuuuussssssyyyyy about it
by Mitchel S December 9, 2008
Get the pulling a longo mug.by Dwizzy d October 23, 2023
Get the Pulling a Arnold mug.Pulling a Joe on someone means interfering with your friend's attempt at getting a girlfriend/boyfriend by messaging their crush and messing it all up.
"Dude how's it with Rachel?"
"No good, Mike pulled a Joe on me... He texted her about how i jack off to her pictures on facebook and then they both laughed about it!"
"To pull a Joe on you... Dick move, man!"
"No good, Mike pulled a Joe on me... He texted her about how i jack off to her pictures on facebook and then they both laughed about it!"
"To pull a Joe on you... Dick move, man!"
by koospisimo May 19, 2015
Get the Pull a Joe mug."hey guys how about the new girl at the office?"
"Sigh... Dude you're pulling a miguel, we've been talking about that for the last hour, where have you been?!"
"Sigh... Dude you're pulling a miguel, we've been talking about that for the last hour, where have you been?!"
by Voubazar January 11, 2018
Get the pulling a miguel mug.When your friends ask if you want to hang out or get together and all you do is leave them on read and say you already plans every time
Erin: I asked the group chat if they wanted to hangout
Jack: I know I saw that Tom was pulling a Nate by leaving us on read after he said he was hanging out with his other “friends”
Jack: I know I saw that Tom was pulling a Nate by leaving us on read after he said he was hanging out with his other “friends”
by Kermitthespiderman September 21, 2019
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