Open face

When you dispose of used toilet paper into a trash can and put it in poop side face up (recommended in country’s such as Greece)

I had took a nasty dump in Mykonos and put my diarrhea covered tp into the trash open face

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Peasant-faced

To have a face that is ugly and resembles that of a person in the lower class.

I could tell that girl was from the slums, she is so peasant-faced.

by Master Excederin July 13, 2009

Hammed in the face

When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM

Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!

by Tevin Howard May 29, 2015

pie face mouth

When someone says with your pie face mouth that means when you talk so much and you get on someone nerves and you talk every 5 minutes you find something to talk about and walk around talking.

You talk to much with your pie face mouth with your ulgy tail.

by Niyah_lovelyae23 May 10, 2018

The Smoosh Face

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.

Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

by andygforizzy June 14, 2011

meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 December 24, 2015