Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021

Face off

It's about drive,
It's about power.
We stay hungry,
We devour.
Put in the work,
Put in the hours,
And take whats hours

This song is shown to define perseverance, hard work, dedication, and the will to never give up.

Dwayne: Get ready to Face off

Guy: Im so motivated to do my work

by SoTrueKing November 3, 2021

Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves

Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong

by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025

Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.

The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.

by ancestaera June 26, 2020

Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also ‘Nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick was nicking off behind the sheds when the groundskeeper caught him.

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025