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Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
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Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.
Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
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Fuck face

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U are a fuck face
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Ase Face

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.
You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !
by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011
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That face

The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward
Friend: “ Want to take a picture?”
You: sure

Weird moment of silence: ...
You and that face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗
by Zywvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba October 23, 2019
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Slappa da face

When you orgasm in your hand and slap your woman across the face.
Yo that girl just got slappa da faced.
by Slappa da face November 18, 2020
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Shed-Faced

A term used to symbolize the execution of getting shit-faced drunk in a Shed.
Let's get Shed-Faced tonight.
by Devotron 8400 June 25, 2017
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