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How to Get Bitches 101

if u wanna get get bitches Lemme give u some advice

1-touch grass(the most important)

2-Take i shower(i know this is gonna be ur first but it feels great)

3-walk outside chin high and your boutta see them bitches rolling in(dont forget the drip and colgne)

If this fails u prob have down syndrome or u is 5'2
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Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"
Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend
by big time chuffer June 1, 2018
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get shashanked

to get trolled or burglarized by a business major that talks like a frat dude
Man 1: Yo that dweeb just stole my chinchilla!

Man 2: Damn that's crazy. Get shashanked!

poop
by Preppygrls365 October 4, 2023
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get takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.
Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.
by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024
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Getting stoned with two birds

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
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GETTING THE SAAB

A distinct honor bestowed upon an individual in recognition for loyalty and superior performance in areas as such as interpersonal relationships. sardonic humor, teamwork, MILFing, hero worship, intimacy, BBW enthusiast, Cockgamesmanship and BFF. The promise of "getting the Saab " represents the ultimate achievement for any confidant or sugar baby and peak moment demonstrating pure requited love for all Sugar Moms and Dads.
After reflecting on the glorious night ful filled with intrigue, egotism, math answers, obedience and mind bending orgasms; Jenna felt compelled to tell him that he would be getting the Saab.
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