Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke June 01, 2022

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snacking off

Literally: Enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)

Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.

The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.

As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.

by Ill will skillz October 27, 2014

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Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 26, 2023

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off the leash

leaving the lame shii

“yall lame, lemme get off the leash.”

by sojadoja October 16, 2023

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Faded off that Josh

When one is feeling silly due to inebriation and intoxication. Josh refers to any alcohol not just the wine that shares the same name. Typical behaviors of those who experience this phenomenon include, giggling, spilling secrets, and running off from the group.

Emma: How many drinks has Sam had?
Bri: Idk like 8?
Emma: How are you feeling Sam?
Sam: I'm faded off that Josh.

by Thsam April 30, 2024

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