Shit-faced

hammered; blotto; loaded; wasted; smashed (really drunk)

He drank a 26er of whiskey and was shit-faced.

by Howdeedoodee December 22, 2018

face breath

A person that looks white but is mexican.

That's why you look like a face breath.

by Waco-Word February 23, 2022

Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

Shittin On Faces

To completely destroy someone(s) or something(s) with your almighty talent.

1. You see Mark at the show last night?
2. Yeah dude he was shittin on faces.

by onlyjayk December 7, 2009

Pizza faced

When you eat so much pizza your belly button grows a smiley face

A well done extra large pepperoni pizza and your pizza faced?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017