DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Dog

A man who goes out partying and fools around with lots of women.

“Bro you were a dog last night! All the girls were on top of you”

by Gsp123! October 15, 2021

dog of a man

When a man does something disgusting like farting a wafting it at you thinking he's funny. Means like rank.

Eaur you dog of a man

by TheMansWifey May 1, 2018

dogs

1. one's toes
2. grippers, even

"Bro, put your dogs away!"
"Why are you runnin' around with yer dawgs out?????"
"the other day i had my dogs out."

by yoink3668 September 9, 2022

top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.

"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."

by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

Dog

Thing that goes woof or bark.
Females dogs are know as a bitch

Look a dog.
Oh a bitch.

by Your mom <3 :) March 1, 2022