Ass blaster

An intense shit explosion that shoots one at least five feet in the air

Man one:why is there a home in the cealing

Man two:it was jcak he had an ass blaster

by Kiwi daddy March 7, 2019

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Ass buddy

A fake friend. One who becomes a pal, but has ulterior motives

Ass buddy: “The owner of the diner became quick ass buddies with the new cook. The cooks sister was hot”

by Fat Richie Meatloaf February 25, 2019

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jellow ass

A large and attractive set of female cheeks, characterized by much wobbling and jiggling, while fucking from the back anal style

her jellow ass felt so good on my body while fucking her

by natthepussycat February 9, 2021

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The ass eater is a commonly used term for the serial rectum licker of houston texas back in 1988 who's named Isaiah Flaschke. He was a night predator who ate EVERYONES ass. No one was safe if you were within 28 miles of him. He won 3 Presidential awards for bravery during his time in iraq where he licked roughly 458 bootyholes on the field risking his life each and every time to incapacitate enemy soldiers. he genuinely couldn't stop so after his discharge in 1994 he travels the usa eating ass, escaping police custody and even kept a collection of bootyflakes as a momento of his ass eating habit.

You look like "The ass eater" bro
*Continues to cum on the floor in anger*

by F a x February 23, 2021

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