Dick Pussy

1). A rather ridiculous name.

2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.

Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

ungrandfather the pussy

When you sexing with a person for a long period of time and your finally ready to move on because their status changes

He got into a new relationship so I had to ungrandfather the pussy from him

by Illfryyochicken December 24, 2019

Pussy

Something your unwanted child spends 9 months in, Escapes, and only wants to Crawl right back in

“Ooooo That pussy Looking better than my GRANDMAS

by DontUseYourRlName January 27, 2019

Pussy

Xavier is the definition of pussy boy with a small dick that’s deformed.

Xavier a Pussy boy

by Mia Lopez August 16, 2020

pussy health

pussy health is just pussy health no questions asked

tom: what’s ph stand for?
amelia: ill urban dictionary it oh it says pussy health

tom: omg pussy health
😜😜🔥🔥👹👺

by monariausgs June 28, 2023

pussy whippet

A slang term for inhaling a queef.

Danny: "Man, your breath smells fresh. New toothpaste?"
Owen: "Nah dude, Sandra gave me pussy whippets this morning. Fresh packed."

by Buttsexfairy October 10, 2022

Pussy

Something you're not getting tonight

"I wish I had some Pussy tonight"

by Pussy? February 3, 2021