Doesn't matter had sex

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012

gay nigga butt sex

The act of 2 gay niggas having butt sex

Tyrone: Nah we ain't gay we just homie sexual
Tyjohn: damn straight lets have gay nigga butt sex.

by lawkhkjabsdkjblas January 3, 2021

Ice Cream Churner Sex

Ice cream churner sex is the act of banging a new mother in the doggystyle position while reaching underneath and milking her lactating tits in to a bucket. After you blow your load on her back, you take the bucket and churn her breast milk with ice to make fresh ice cream which you then promptly eat out of the crack of her ass.

Since Louisa gave birth her boobs have been so big and awesome looking filled up with milk! I threw her down last night and enjoyed some ice cream churner sex!

by Whack-O February 14, 2012

Parents don't have sex

The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.

My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.

by Jake057 May 31, 2011

sex toy freddy

Sex now

Person hello
Sanford Sex now *becomes sex toy freddy*

by Enomoto-Ikka April 6, 2021

hotel room sex law

This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.

I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.

by Popesum October 18, 2020

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

by syafinaz? September 18, 2023