Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.

Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..

by _BigClock March 4, 2024

White-Taken

A take on a normal or sensitive matter that is overreacted or over exaggerated for people that assume they know better and will go out of their way to ban, erase, eradicate and delete all form of declaration or expression about the matter.

Bob: you were banned because the mods dint liked your black meme, they have white-taken it
jack: mods are such snowflakes, always white-taking all funny stuff and banning people for talking about anything that they don't like

by Ruby Kila September 14, 2021

White Nervousness

White nervousness is when a white person isn’t necessarily racist but does get nervous around POC, typically black people. This term is also used for people who either don’t know or in denial about being racist.

Person A: “Man, Emily keeps saying that what Keith said to Jazmin was racially motivated when it really wasn’t.”
Person B: “She’s probably has white nervousness and is diverting attention to others so that people don’t notice how racist she actually is.”

by KenjiHD September 28, 2021

Singing White Boy

A white boy that puts on an act to be hood, but he’s not about that life; A white boy who changes his hood act to a regular personality in different predicaments

Harper: “Hey Gabby, do you like connor?”
Gabby: “No… He’s a Singing White Boy.”

by pandalover222 September 19, 2025

White Knight

White Knights are the strong good guys with stronger protective instincts. White Knights try and do the right thing. They are the guys at parties who try and prevent girls from getting roofied and raped. When a White Knight does do bad things they feel bad later and often will try to make things right. White Knights are often hated for their protective instinct by predators. Predators will say that White Knight's protective instinct is just a strategy to get laid but really it's the White Knights natural instinct.

The White Knight saved a drunk girl from a rapist. The White Knight stopped a kid from being human trafficked. The rapist hated the White Knight and slandered him.

by WanderingLearner May 22, 2024

lake white

When you're on vacation in pound town and you pull out and skeet in your girls belly button.

Can't go to lake white without starting the motorboat.

by men_at_work February 13, 2014

white noise

A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.

Ben: OH NO! THE tv ISN'T CONNECTED!!!!
TV: *white noise*

by totes_not-greatAt-all November 18, 2020