shit eater

the epitome of your mother

hey man...your mom...she's a fucking shit eater. ass.

by tub girl ass eater April 1, 2005

The Shit Toast

The shit toast is a noun used to describe something excellent or awesome, typically bodacious, but always impressive.

Dave: Here's the money I owe you, and I brought you a case of beer to apologize.
Andy: Dave, you are the shit toast!

by CabDriver August 1, 2009

Holy Shit

Holy Shit comes from the Holy Cow of India. It could therefore be inferred as a blessing, making Shit a holy word.

"Holy Shit! Here comes Mongo!"

by Nikomaruhito June 26, 2008

Phantom Shit

Some friends and I tagged the following "The Phantom Shit";
A Phantom shit occurs on a camping trip when one or more indivudual has not deficated in a while. The Phantom shitter is a person who goes into the town and walks into an establishment (restaurant or Chapters book store (White Shit and Will). and does not purchase or attempt to purchase goods or services, but instead heads straight for the lavatory and proceeds to defacate. A true Phantom shit occurs when during this process, the toilet is clogged. The Phantom Shitter leaves the establishment without making eye contact with anybody.

I took a Phantom Shit in the Sydenham Lake diner and clogged that fucker good.

by CarnageCake August 23, 2008

shit-hammer

The act of dropping a large fecal bludgen upon another individual.

We dropped the Shit-hammer on Saddam in operation:Enduring Freedom bombings.

by BIGLODASHT August 29, 2003

shit truck

That chick is a shit truck

See that chick ova there, do you reakon shes hot? Nah shes a fucken shit truck mate

by Rene Kohlman July 11, 2006

shetty shits

Curry induced diarrhea. Previously known as Delhi Belly this word emerged from the Celebrity Big Brother racist bullying row of 2007. Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty, who went on to win the contest, undercooked some chicken resulting in her fellow housemates complaints about it's effects on there digestive systems.

Danielle LLoyd - "That chicken's given me the shetty shits."

by Andrew O Brien February 5, 2007