Chris Will Make It

That instagram dude with 70K followers, he’s cute but has one of the worst usernames someone could ever have.

”Chris Will Make It”
”Make What?”

by Linda Lundmark February 27, 2019

The will to live

The will to live is fucking hard to find. Why are you even searching it up on here, dipshit?

Guy: i’ve lost the will to live.
Girl: Did you even have it in the first place?

by Seti my a October 17, 2019

kenneth willardtpp

a big pp head

mhhhmmmmmm yummy, a bit kenneth willardtpp!

by rug42069 January 22, 2020

something will come up

When all aspects in life are going down the drain and you’re certain good things will come your way

“Magreth... you’ve just lost your job? Sorry to hear that, what are your plans?”
“Ohh it’s okay something will come up”

by Quiche12 June 3, 2020

Jeff Willard

The best fucking 9th grade English teacher I could've had. I wish I could've told you how big of an impact your class has had on my life. Hope you're kicking it with Marx, Engels, and Shakespeare up there man.

Man, Jeff Willard's class was so damn hard. My favorite class of all time, though.

by YoungPersonInTheBack September 3, 2020

i WIll bE PilOt

the job all pakistan kid want to do until they get shot down and cry

person 1 : whEn I grOW uP i WilL Be A huUU ArMY ANd SaVe PakiStaN AnD dEStrOy InDiA, i WIll bE PilOt .
person 2 : wooooow grape, no one will have carrot

by pagylolo October 21, 2020

My will to live

A creature of myth, thought to have maybe existed in the far past. It is widely agreed that this creature has gone extinct, and is now nothing more than a legend.

Stupid bitch: Don't you have a will to live?
Reasonable person: My will to live? Don't be stupid, no such thing exist. Gimme death.

by Amphibian Requesting death November 29, 2020